Did you here about the man who dropped a glass? It broke.

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

A Duck walks into a bar.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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