why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Rebecca Black's career.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

[Set up] [No punch line]

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

A seal walks into a club.

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

roses are red violets are indigo

A dog was barking at a tree

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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