What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

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Yo momma's so fat she got her own zip code! except she doesn't because zip codes are reserved for much larger areas than that of your mother.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

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What has two legs and can't walk. Someone thats paralyzed!

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

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Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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I'm hungry.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face! -Lets go Mets

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

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why did the kitten not eat its food? because its face was stapled to the floor.

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Your mom

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A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, until old age slowly took away my ability to move and go adventuring

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Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

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Who is Jim Wonderbread? A whorrible person

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Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

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Q: How do you cure cancer? A: By die aids first

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I wont vouch for anybody right now, but nobody I know would attack anyone, I know I can be overly sensitive at times, but its not fun anymore, stop that.

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Why did the black man die? He was shot

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Marla should be home by now, it's nearly 6." He was unaware he had lost his tractor until the next morning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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