What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

What do vampires cross the sea in?

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

What comes after 23? 24.

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

A 14 year girl enjoys exploring the sexual regions of her body, whilst having one of her intimate sessions her brother walks into her room. Her brother was a rather sexual 17 year old, who has had sex with several different girls, and is not afraid to try new things. the brother says " get a room to his sister... oh wait" and walks out

A guy watches a porno. When it is over, he said; "Wow, that was deep"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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