- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

a man walks into a bar, he is injured severely and needs medical attention stat, he is rushed to the hospital where he dies that evening

Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

A house comes around the corner.

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