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what do you call a kid named kid. kid

What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

womans rights...

1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

Sex vagina. lol.

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

bronson watt walks into a bar.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

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