- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

Why do I write Anit-jokes. Because I'm very bad at delevering good punchlines. They generally fall flat.

A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

Your life

I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

Are you a tree

What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

What ever happened to the bartender that asked, "Why the long face?" He was punched hard on the face for asking a stupid cliche!

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