- Anti Joke

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

What do 69 and carpets have in common ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????1?2?3?4?5?6?7?8?9?0?????????#???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????©®™????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Nothing

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

Anti Joke

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