feminists.

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I woke up today

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Sex vagina. lol.

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whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

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What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

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I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

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Ily bae

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whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

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A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

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why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

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Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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Whats greasy and long? Your moms chesthair

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

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What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

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were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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