- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

"It smells like Up dog in here." "How do you know what the dog from the movie "Up" smells like? It's computer-animated and not real." "I...I think I have a brain tumor..."

Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 1: Who's there Person 1: me me you who you me you who me you no me (say super dooper quickly)

What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

This anti-joke below is hilarious.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

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