- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

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How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

My friend who's a chef was stabbed by his own kitchen knife, everyone said it would be in bad taste to joke about it.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

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Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

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