Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

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What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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