A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

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An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

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Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

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roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

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if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

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What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

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osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

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How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

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What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

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My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

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How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

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Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

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Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

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Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

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A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

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why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

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Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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