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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

A man walked into doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

What do you call a man holding a bible? A man holding a bible. What do you call a woman holding a bible? A women holding a bible. What do you call a man and a women holding a bible? A man and a women holding a bible.

Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

Three baby seals walk into a club...

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

Ill admit it Nero, although you act like a savage you make a fine statement there, maybe we will ask her to join one time huh?

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

Jesus walks into a church only to be touched inappropriately.

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Knock Knock DAMMIT WOMAN MAKE ME A SAMMACH

Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

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