- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

A car walks into a bar.

Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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