- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

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