Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

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Why do I write Anit-jokes. Because I'm very bad at delevering good punchlines. They generally fall flat.

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Neil Lewis

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Are you a tree

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

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I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

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A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

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My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

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why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

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Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

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Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

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Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

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Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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A fat cat sits on the ground staring up at a fence. The fence stares down at the cat and laughs.

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A child is in class. He really has to go to the bathroom. The teacher tells him if he can recite the alphabet, he can go to the bathroom. The kid holds his breath and goes A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z. The teacher tells him good job and allows him to go to the bathroom. When the kid got there there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy. when the teacher noticed the boy was gone for a long time, he went to check on him. When the teacher saw the dead naked body of the boy hanging from the ceiling, he shot himself. The teacher had a family of a wife and 3 sons. The principal of the school had to call the Wife and let her know about the tragedy. The principal also thought this would be a good time to tell the wife that her husband has been having a homosexual affair with him. The wife takes her three sons and drives off a bridge. They all die minus one son (age 14) who had to grow up on the street with other homeless men. He became addicted to crack and when he ran out of places to get money from he decided to rob his old home. He broke into the house and didn't know that a new family has moved in, a married couple and their 1 year old baby. He doesn't want to go to jail, so he kills the baby, spreads the blood all over the parents, ties the dad up and makes him watch his wife get raped, then he shoots the parents before putting the gun on himself. A police officer who responded to the scene had a heart condition and the scene of the crime caused him to have a heart attack. But, he got to the hospital in time and lived.

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So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

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Why did the man fail to enter the CAPTCHA phrase correctly? Because he was actually a bot, and bots are typically prohibited from accessing information on most public web sites.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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