why did the chinken cross the rode? why? to get to the gay persons house. Knock, Knock. Who's there. the chicken.

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Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

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A black man comes home from work.

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Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

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Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

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I walked into temptation yesterday, He said hi.

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A muslin walks into a bar, and has the same equal rights as everyone else and orders a pint of fosters.

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Q: What do you do when you see a half dead black guy on your front lawn? A: Call the ambulance because he is dying

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

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What do you get when you cross a jack-o-lantern and an antelope? Nothing. You wouldn't see an antelope by a pumpkin.

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A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

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Your sister's feet smell so bad people encourage her to go home and wash them.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You practice unprotected sex with her.

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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teacher: what do you call a math book with no writing in it?! student: idk what? teacher: a notebook! student: ok... thanks

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How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

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What did the black boy find on his doorstep A package from his grandparents in Australia

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Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

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What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

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what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

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Hello

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How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None, it would be ridiculous to even try to fit one in an ashtray.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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