- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

What is black and looks like a person A black person

Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

a person who will soon die of beeties

how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

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