- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

Agent 47.

what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

Steve Jobs is alive.

What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

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