Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

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What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

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How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

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if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

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what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

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Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

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Rick Santorum 2012

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What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

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What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

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Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

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What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

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Stop Spam Read Books

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What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

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Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

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Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

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What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

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A midget walked under a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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