- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's city is in New York New York City

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

DEATH.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

William wright is Gay

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

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