wots brown and smells like shite shite

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

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Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

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Penis

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Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

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Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

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yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

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What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

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This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

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Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

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Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

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A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

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Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

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Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

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Neil Lewis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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