- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

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What's 9+ 10?! 19

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

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