What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

your mom

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

bryden is a faggot

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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