Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

why did Bernard have a bold because I ripped his Mohawk

What did the man say to the woman giving him a blowjob? That feels good.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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