MOOOOOOOOOOO

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

Praise Paisley

My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

What's black, white & red all over? A cow in a slaughter house.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

Why did the snappy dresser take a button off of a coat? To see a button fly! NO YOU IDIOT YOU DID IT WRONG, IT'S SUPPOSED TO ABOUT ABOUT A "BUTTER FLY" OMG YOU DOLT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you stop a bus? throw a boy with an ice cream cone infront of the bus. but...come to think of it, that may not work. he might drop the ice cream on top of it >:l

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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