- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

Don't believe in Atheists.

adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

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Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

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