- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

Sixty... eight

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

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