why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

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i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

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What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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i like it in the mouth

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Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

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How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

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Two guys walk into a bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

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13 =B you just learned something

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Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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I had 99 problems Solved them all

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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