- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

if life hands u melons, make melonade.

Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

Poop

your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

CHORGLUND

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

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