- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

Women's rights

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

What do vampires cross the sea in?

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

A guy watches a porno. When it is over, he said; "Wow, that was deep"

knock knock Who's there? ...Who's there?... opens door to find a dead baby on the front door step

A Mexican, a black guy, and a Muslim are riding in the back of a car. Who is driving? Their friend Keith.

have you seen hellen kellers new treehouse? no well neither has she

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

Women's Rights

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