NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

What do vampires cross the sea in?

have you seen hellen kellers new treehouse? no well neither has she

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

*knock knock* Who's there? ...Who's there?... *opens door to find a dead baby on the front door step*

A Mexican, a black guy, and a Muslim are riding in the back of a car. Who is driving? Their friend Keith.

A guy watches a porno. When it is over, he said; "Wow, that was deep"

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

Women's Rights

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

Anti Jokes = Drained

Homonyms should be band.

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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