- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

A seal walks into a club.

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