Two people went to a planetarium to see a movie about the solar system. They came out smarter than when they had first walked in.

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What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

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What is the meaning of life? 42

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I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

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Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

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You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

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Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

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what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

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Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

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So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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Three black men were walking...

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What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

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Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

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how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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