-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

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why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

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Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

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Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

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Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

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Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

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roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

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What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

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The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

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What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

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what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

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If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

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Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

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What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

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A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

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What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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