Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

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hey John will you make some copies

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Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

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What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

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Women's rights

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

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Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... *walks away*

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What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

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Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

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A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

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Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

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If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

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no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

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you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

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A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

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What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

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What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

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