- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What happened to the fish? It drowned

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

I want to make a lamp shade out of your skin, because you light up my life.

1)Did you hear about the sick juggler? 2)No... 1) He just couldn't stop throwing up!!!! 2)Oh no!! Is he ok?? 1)He's dead. 2)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA c&h

There were three men named manner, poop, and shut up. they all were mad fun of in middle school and ended up hating their parents for giving them such retarded names.

Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

A train conducter conducts at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph, if he goes under 2 bridges and over 3 hills what did the conductors mother have for dinner that night. Nothing she was raped then promptly murdered.

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??