WOMENS RIGHTS

Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

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what the hell happened to your face

your mommy so gehto shes black

teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

My grandmother always use to tell me "slow and steady wins the race." Well, that was before she died in a house fire.

Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

what's funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume? philanthropy

What did the tree say to himself? Gee-oma-tree( get it geometry say it outloud)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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