what has genitial warts? me

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What did the cow say to the horse? Mooo

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What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

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A man wearing a chicken t-shirt and holding a pair of dentures walks into the Youtube headquarters, then immediately walks out in fear of getting a copyright strike.

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A dwarf walked into a pizza shop and ordered a large pepperoni pizza advertised as $12.50. He gave some money to the man behind the counter who then said, "Sir, you're a little short." The dwarf replied, "My apologies, I thought I had given you a twenty." He gave the man behind the counter the difference he owed, took his pizza and left.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

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There are three muffins sitting in an oven. The first one says nothing. The second one also says nothing. They're just muffins and muffins can't talk.

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What happens to a black man when he jumps into a pool of clorox? He turns white!

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

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How do you change your dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

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200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

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What's as red as a Lobster? A Lobster

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

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What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

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Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

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Why did the blond fall down? She died.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

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why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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