A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

I like touching my boobs

A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

Morning wood.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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