- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

Shea's sty....

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

Robin, get in the batmobile

What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

I forgot what came after: Roses are Red Violets are Blue Too much anti jokes

A guy walks into a restaurant. "What would you like?" says the waiter. "A glass of orange juice," replies the man.

Whats brown and sticky? ..Poo

What's worse than 100 dead babies stapled to a wall? 100 live babies stapled to the wall!!!

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