- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

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