- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

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I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

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