- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

knock knock!? . . No.

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

William wright is Gay

roses are red and violets are in fact violet

What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

You know what's funny? Rape

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

Tough crowd tonight...

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