- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

I drive in driveways. I recite in recitals. I play in plays. I park on parkways. My greenhouse is green. And my boxing ring is round. Why does everyone think I'm weird??

Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

Suck pussy

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

CHORGLUND

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

This is funny.

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

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