Knock, Knock No one was home.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dieing in a hole.

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What do you call a Rhino and a Lion having sex? Pointless, since they can't reproduce

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Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

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Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

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What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

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What's worse than having a mouth full of molars? A pole through your chest.

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Vote this up

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You have 10 apples and 12 cabbages How many pizzas can you fit on the roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, nobody could fit inside a pineapple, nor could a pineapple survive in the sea

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Roses are blue vilotets are yellow, obviously I don't know this rhyme so well u have aids and will die of cancer at the age of 25, and so will ur mom

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well, one must question: 1. How much the electrician knows when it comes to screwing in lightbulbs. 2. The amount of electricians present at the scene. 3. The type of equipment being used in the process. 4. The physical and mental stability of the electrician. The situation is solely dependent on the above factors.

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A duck walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bar. A cow walks into a bar. A bear walks into a bar. The owner tells them to get out, but they can't understand humans. So they just stayed there.

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What did the homeless man say to his family? Nothing. His family left him after he lost his job.

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What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

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How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

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Why are apathy,ignorance, and resentment alike? I dont know and I don't care to know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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