You know what's funny? Rape

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

William wright is Gay

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

knock knock!? . . No.

What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

roses are red and violets are in fact violet

A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

Tough crowd tonight...

world society

My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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