- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a person who will soon die of beeties

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

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why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

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