- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

How's the weather? Good.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why didn't Sally get back up? She had no legs Guess who's getting prosthetic legs for Christmas! Not Sally.

Every day thousands of pets and animals are beaten, neglected and abused.

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

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