- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

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When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

What colour are blackberries? Purple.

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

What's the best rabbit for a black person?

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

An Icelandic boy hangs himself because of peer pressure. His family mourns for their loss

How do you sneak Jews across the border? In an ashtray.

Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

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