What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

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What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

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An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

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Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

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Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

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why do people copy other people's anti-jokes? because they don't have a life nor an imagination. P.S. if this gets a lot of thumbs ups, expect another one soon from one of those people who copy others anti-jokes...

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What do you call a fat kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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WHAT DO YOU CALL SOMEONE HAVING A MYOCARDIAL INFARCTION? Dead

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Q: What do is it called when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A: Why give it a name when it is never goin to happen!

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Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

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A man walks into a bar, and immediately sees a person with a big orange head seated near the back. He asked the bartender "why does that man have a big orange head?" "Buy him a drink and maybe he'll tell you." So the man bought him a drink and asked the guy with the big orange head why he has a big orange head, and he told him this story: "I was traveling in the sahara desert 10 years ago when I found a pure gold lamp in the sand. I rubbed the sand off so I could read what was on the side when a genie popped out and gave me 3 wishes. First I wished for many riches, and at once gold was all around my feet. Exited, I wished for the most beautiful wife in the world, and right in front of me appeared the most beautiful woman I had ever seen. Third, I wished for a big orange head.

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Why did the man order a mail order Asian bride? Because he was caucasian which meant females of his race had unrealistically high expectations of a partner due to various materialistic overtones that are constantly portrayed in their medie creating a society of over entitled women who think they are owed the earth.

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What's 9 + 10 19 AB

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "What will it be tonight?" He then promptly remembers he is on anti-joke.co but is too late to react. The horse has already shit on the floor. This is the fifth time this week that this has happened.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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