Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

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A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

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how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

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How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

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Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

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Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

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Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

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What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

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Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

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Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

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sorry got to poo

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-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

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why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

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Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

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What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

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a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

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Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? -You can research and find several similarities and differences, but I will not go into detail about them.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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