Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

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A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

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Haha, I get it..

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

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why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

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A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

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I went to work today....

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Neil Lewis

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

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How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

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Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

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How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

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Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

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Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

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why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

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Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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Anti Joke

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