- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

How did the man open the car? He opened in.

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

Why didn't the woman cross the road? She died from breast cancer.

what purple and jolly barney who doesnt love his charactorial warmth!# not weird

A white man and a black woman walk into a bar, they both fell in love and lived happily together until their 25 year old son had gotten in too a car crash Luckily their son lived

Q: what's do the following sports have in common?: baseball, football, tennis, golf? A: They all have balls in their sport.

On her day off, a fully clothed stripper walks into a bar she's never been to before. The regulars turn their heads to see who has just walked in, then turn back to their own conversations.

What's worse than a dead baby falling out of a tree? Two dead babies stapled together falling out of a tree.

YOUR MOM SHOT YOU OUT HER ASS!!!

Why did the man jump out of the plane? Because the plane was losing fuel fast so he grabbed a parachute and went for it and realized that was the only one left so everyone died a horrible death.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Adam Fantuzzi's just jealous because he'll never be the man his mother is

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't go to you anyways.

So there's this moose right? And he walks into the store and asks where the potatoes are. And the cashier lady says aisle 5. So the moose walks to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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