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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

25 kids go into the water. shark in the water. 10 come out. Ice cream man deals with the rest of 'em.

Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

You all have Aids

Aww Eliza, thanks for being around in spirit, dont leave yet, I am kinda having breathing problems, and Alice says my something levels are dropping because I need solid food, please dont leave, I cant tell time even with a watch, but would you mind waiting a bit? Ill eat fast, somehow.

Caroline Kelly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

A blonde and a brunette nearly fell off a cliff and were hanging on for dear life. The brunette found the strength to climb back onto the ledge. The blonde was impressed and had muscular dystrophy so she lost the strength to hold on any longer and fell to her death.

it smells like up dog in here. whats that?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPFTeHEsAS4 You will not be disappointed.

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

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