What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

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how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

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What's white and horny? a unicorn.

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Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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you wanna hear a good anti joke?, so do i

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

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I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

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MAKE TEA NOT WAR!

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Sarah Palin

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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What's worse than World War II? World War III.

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i lyk 2 eet pup

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A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

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A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

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reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

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What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

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What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

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Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

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"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

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Anti Joke

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