- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

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R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

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A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

My mum is called Steve

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

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Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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