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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

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