How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

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What s the difference between a pigeon ?

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why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

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What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

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Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

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The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

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a jerk that i knew was in a bar. he was about to drive home. at first i tried to stop him until he was sober. instead he punched me in the face. then i dared him to drive home as fast as possible. he died that night... i texted him all the way...

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What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

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look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

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What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

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What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

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How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

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what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Barack Obama plays basketball

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

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What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

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Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

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Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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