What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

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knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

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Kumquats Daffodils Alka-Seltzer Serendipity Dewey Decimal System Buccaneer Avuncular Pantaloons Weasels Alligator Chewbacca Sasquatch

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Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

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How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

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What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

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my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

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Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

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Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

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Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

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your no better than a cockroach

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-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

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Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

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Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

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What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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