- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

Nice belt.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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