Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Bat-mobile? - "Robin, get in the Bat-mobile"

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YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

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why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

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Lol, thats funny, sorry for asking, but is your eye doing better? Was their IQ test the same one you get when you enter their site?

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Women's Rights.

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How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

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Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

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Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

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Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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What's green, brown, red, and is covered with crumbs in a ditch on the side of the road? A girl-scout who got hit by a car...

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Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! *closes door*

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What did Washington say to California? WC

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why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

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Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

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What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't know any better. It very recently was decapitated in order tofeed the farmers family.

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whats the difference between an orange and a bicycle? One has handlebars..the other one doesnt.

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Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

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What's worse than getting struck by lightning? Getting struck while your in your house!!

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GOODJESUSLORDALMIGHTY dis boy myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy i can't even................ fhrejhklgfjgtedlfcgrbh http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+stupid&start=231&hl=en&safe=active&sa=X&biw=1022&bih=539&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=6-GniQ6ct-j0HM:&imgrefurl=http://katiespilling.blogspot.com/&docid=6oY2cEt2vFEq0M&imgurl=http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-7nKXEePj87o/T5dBnSfhaBI/AAAAAAAAAHw/RNSE68GzbjU/s1600/Harry%252BStyles%252Bboy%252Bband%252BOne%252BDirection%252Barrives%252B1Tg3l2FYklYl.jpg&w=396&h=594&ei=2Y7HT6jnL4e69QSK2oW5Dw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=244&vpy=12&dur=543&hovh=160&hovw=106&tx=72&ty=122&sig=110416686013590693091&page=18&tbnh=160&tbnw=106&ndsp=13&ved=1t:429,r:1,s:231,i:105

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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