- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy spilt his milk on the floor, and then cleaned it up before his mum got home.

There are two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Holy shit its hot in here!" The other muffin says, "I concur..."

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

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