- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

Executioner: Would you like to make a statement? Mr Murderer: Yes, I would love to sing a song. Executioner: Very well. Begin. Mr Murderer: There were 6 billion in the bed, and the little one said roll over, roll over. So they all rolled over and one fell out...

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

What is worse than standing on a plug? finding out your family have all been killen in a horrible car crash and your neighbours daughter who happens to be your friend has cancer.

What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

What's worse than World War II? World War III.

What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

i lyk 2 eet pup

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

Sarah Palin

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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