why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

How do you kill a red elephant? You can't red elephants don't exist.

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

Why is it that all cats dislike flying saucers? The strange noises and lights probably frighten them, as they don't understand the concepts of extra-terrestrial intelligence and space travel.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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