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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

i read the terms of service when i posted this

You had better thumbs up this post.

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

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