- Anti Joke

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

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Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

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What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

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What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

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Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

Tony Romo

Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

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Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.