What did the dog say to the other dog? Ruff, hi, ruff ruff, we are both dogs ruff ruff, ruff ruff, ruff!!

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Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

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You're Mother's so fat, she sat on a chair, and it broke.

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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MOOOOOOOOOOO

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

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Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

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Jesus sacrificed his life to prove that he was immortal. So where does the part where he gets nailed to a stick and beaten the shit out of fit in?

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

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when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

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What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

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Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

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What is green and slow Grass.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

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why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

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what did the man say to his boss? Hello boss

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Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

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