Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

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wots brown and smells like shite shite

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What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

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A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

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masturbating on a tarc bus

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your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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I hated the Reading festival, i'm dyslexic. I hated it because my family died in a housefire while I was there.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Are you a tree

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Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

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A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

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Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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Neil Lewis

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why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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Why do I write Anit-jokes. Because I'm very bad at delevering good punchlines. They generally fall flat.

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Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

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What is worse than a sharknado? A bullcano.

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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Yesterday, I was assasinated.

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Anti Joke

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