A wife asks her husband to treat her like she's special. So he tells her, "Gooooooooooo... Maaaaaaaaaaaaake... Meeeeeeee.... Aaaaaa.... Saaaaaaaandwitch

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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Laugh

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

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A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

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What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

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I'm 4 and what is this?

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What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

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Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

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A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

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roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

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Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

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What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

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What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

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what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

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Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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