- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up you retarded poet!

Three baby seals walk into a club...

Once upon a time, there was a man. He was black. The end.

Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

why did the chicken stop in the middle of crossing the road? to get to the other side

How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb...1 How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb...2

What did the homeless man say to his family? Nothing. His family left him after he lost his job.

Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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