Hey girl, are you from Jamaica? Cus ja makin me go temporarily insane.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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So I was walking down the road today

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a Polar bear in an Igloo.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

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Guess what? AIDS!

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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Row, row, row your... Canoe.

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What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

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Steve Jobs is alive.

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what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

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What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

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A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

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What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

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how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

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justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

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Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

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Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!!

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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