What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

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A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

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A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

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What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

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Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

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What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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Q: what are very funny A: Jokes

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What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

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Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

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what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

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why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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