- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

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