- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

Dance is a sport

What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

Whats the difference between a sack of babies and a sandwich? A Sand which floats when you put it into a large body of water.

What's the difference between a bicycle? An orange because it has no sleeves.

-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

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