What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

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There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

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When life throws you lemons, duck because they freakin' hurt.

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what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

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I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

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Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the man fall of his bike? He was struck with a falling koala. Why did the fish fall of its bike? Because it's a fish. What is fuzzy and might kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

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a Jew had a small nose

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Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

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What's brown and sticky? a stick.

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Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

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what the hell happened to your face

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Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

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A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

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A woman got in her car to drive to work. She kept her hands on the wheel and eyes on the road and was able to avoid any accidents that could have occurred.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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