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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

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A man walked into a bar Ouch!

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

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