- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

Womens rights

Obama.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

It's long!

Jayden Eccles

What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

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