- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

Why was Jerry Sanduski at K-Mart? He heard boys pants were half off!

Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

Two black guys jump off a bridge..who lands first? They would land at the same time due to earths gravity acting on them both with an equal force.

Where did Lucy go went the bomb went off? Everywhere

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Do you know the muffin man? No

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

your mama so old, shes dead.

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

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