What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

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roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

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why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

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Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

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Q: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don't know.

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I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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i lyk 2 eet pup

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A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

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What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

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What's worse than World War II? World War III.

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A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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you wanna hear a good anti joke?, so do i

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Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

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how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

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Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

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What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

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Anti Joke

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