I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

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What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

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why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

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Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Michel Moor on a die...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

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whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

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a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

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What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

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Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

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What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

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This is sparta No this is patrick

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Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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