Q. Knock Knock A. Whose there? Q. how am i supposed to know why don't you answer it and find out you dumb ass! gosh.... people and their common sense these days!!

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whats funny about female tennage life? SELF HARM OOOOO YEAHHHH

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Why did the black man have drugs? He had a very serious medical condition that involved putting himself at a high risk at any time without proper medications, therefore he requires drugs to sustain him and hopefully prevent him from dying. To immediately believe that he was in possession of illegal drugs is a very racist assumption that is representative of one of the numerous racial problems that faces our society today.

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why didnt the whiteperson sit down at obama's election? because he had hemorrhoids

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Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

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What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

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Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

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What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

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4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

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What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

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that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

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Kefka > Sephiroth

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Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

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What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

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What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

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What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

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What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

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Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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