Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

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Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

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Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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hi mom

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

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Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. | | + | + + + + Why did the chicken get run over the farmers tractor? Because the chicken crossed the road and didn't look both ways before crossing and didn't see the tractor that ran him over. P.S. The chicken died and the farmer was arrested for animal abuse.

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why do my feet smell so bad? because i havent washed them for 5 days

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Why does annie put 2 balls together? bacuse its makes a BUTT! oo

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What is long and black? The line at KFC

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What do Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder have in common? They're both well known figures who have inspired many.

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A monkey and his owner walk into a bar they sit down at the bar... I dont know the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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What was hitlers least favorite pokemon? Hitler didnt have a least favorite pokemon because hitler died long before the idea of pokemon was created.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

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Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

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