- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bear walks into a bar, and says "I would like a pint of..........beer." The bar tender asked "why the long pause?" The bear replies "I think I just had a stroke."

There was a dog and a cat. What happens next? The cat's not there anymore. Neither is the dog. Can you guess what happend? The dog ate the cat, but the cat was his friend, so the dog committed suicide.

You know you're dyslexic when life gives you melons.

stephen hawking walks into a bar, and those who recognize him are shocked that he's no longer in his wheelchair, and approach him to let him know this, but it turns out they were wrong, it was just a man with similar facial features to stephen hawking.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

Did nims chinnie? Fins.

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

KONY 2012

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