- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a monkey? a monkey

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

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Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

What do you call a black man? Black

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

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