- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

You idiot thats 9 letters

A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

Legal Mexicans in Texas

What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

womens rights

Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

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What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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