Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

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Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

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Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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This is sparta No this is patrick

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What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

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What do Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder have in common? They're both well known figures who have inspired many.

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What was hitlers least favorite pokemon? Hitler didnt have a least favorite pokemon because hitler died long before the idea of pokemon was created.

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why do my feet smell so bad? because i havent washed them for 5 days

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind.

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A monkey and his owner walk into a bar they sit down at the bar... I dont know the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. | | + | + + + + Why did the chicken get run over the farmers tractor? Because the chicken crossed the road and didn't look both ways before crossing and didn't see the tractor that ran him over. P.S. The chicken died and the farmer was arrested for animal abuse.

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What is long and black? The line at KFC

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Why does annie put 2 balls together? bacuse its makes a BUTT! oo

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

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Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

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Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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