"Knock knock." "Come in."

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why is pie good. because it just is.

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Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

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Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

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Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

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whats one plus one penis

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What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

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Kobe Bryant passing the ball

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What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

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The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny

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Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

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How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

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how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

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Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

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What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

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I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

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what did one wall say to another wall? nothing walls cant talk

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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