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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

i lyk 2 eet pup

A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

What's worse than World War II? World War III.

What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

What is worse than standing on a plug? finding out your family have all been killen in a horrible car crash and your neighbours daughter who happens to be your friend has cancer.

What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

Adam Thomas is homosexual

Why did the baby cross the road? It's abusive father punted it.

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

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