Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

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My children are mistakes

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"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

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What do you say to a black man with AIDS? I hope you get medical help and find a cure for your illness.

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Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

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A American, a Brit and a Mexican decided to bet on who could tell the funniest joke. The one that won told a great joke indeed.

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why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

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What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

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knock knock who's there Steve Go away

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how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

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A: Knock, knock A: Knock, knock A: Um, knock, knock! B: Sorry, I was pretending that I wasn't home.

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Do you like cheese? Yes. Okay.

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Dick in your vagina fuck cock cunt shit

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

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why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Knock, Knock No one was home.

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

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Q. Why did the kid drop his tennis racket? A. Because he got run over by a tank!

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adam hodgson !

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How many dead body can you hide in a hole? 100. Forget the fat guy

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What would happen if you put a marshmellow in a tractor Because 7, 8, 9

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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