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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl drop her vannlia ice cream? Vannlia Ice punched her for being cool as ice.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

You're flying above the Kansas Ocean, you lose your brakes and have to paddle all the way to shore. How many dogs can you fit on a carousel? Blue, because Ice Cream is cold.

knock knock Who's there? ...Who's there?... opens door to find a dead baby on the front door step

what did one swedish guy say to another swedish guy? I dont speak russian

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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