- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

Dick Cheney That's the joke

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

whats funnier than 24? 25

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

a. why? b. because

yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

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