Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

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whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

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What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

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you wanna hear a good anti joke?, so do i

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

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i lyk 2 eet pup

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A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

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What's worse than World War II? World War III.

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What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

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What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

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What is worse than standing on a plug? finding out your family have all been killen in a horrible car crash and your neighbours daughter who happens to be your friend has cancer.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

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Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

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What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

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A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

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a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

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Adam Thomas is homosexual

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Anti Joke

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