roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

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Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

whats worse than jonny james obviously

why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

What happened when the blind man was running toward a cliff. He stopped before he fell.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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