Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello

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A man named Jack has three kids. The oldest is named Jordan, the middle one is named Kim, and the youngest is named Alex. One day Jordan walked up to his father and asked him how his day was. His father replied, "It was fine."

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Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

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What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

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Why did the waiter lose his job? Because he was a fish

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Malcolm Johnson from Zenith windows, I was wondering if I could speak to you for a while about some fantastic offers which we currently have on double glazed windows....

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Listen pretty lady, NO WHAT WE HAVE BEEN DOING FOR LIKE SIXTEEN HOURS OR SOMETHING NON STOP STRAIGHT, IS VERBOTEN! Honestly, for me its a bit of a requirement, sure girls can go all like "But you are like friendzoned to me now", but then I... Hmm, you know, not a womanizer,my wife has the right word for it, I am a seducer.... Suddenly I do not like the sound of that, actually Its not a bit of a requirement, it is TOTALLY a requirement. Say, does it bother you when I mention my wife like at randomness?

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Funny names Alec Balls Isaac Balls Dick Hedd Willy lickerr Lydia Stick Gaylord Sugar Fanny Gouger

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Why did little Billy fall off his bike? Anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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Why is that chicken crossing the ro-..... oh, woops, he got run over by that truck...

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I really want to wear my Christmas leggings Actually I lied about the leggings, they're tights I love anal

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how did i know i had a new puppy?...... i found out when i was scraping it off my truck tire

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A Man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The Bartender proceeds to unload a 30 round banana clip into his head, neck, and midsection.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead baby's? Being raped by a giant scorpion. Well that escalated quickly. Also i'm gonna call the cops.

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once there was an anti-joke. it wasn't well thought out or even very creative. what happened to the anti-joke's premise? it got undermined or reversed in the punchline. but the punchline was way too straightforward. so, the whole joke really ended up sucking.

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How do you change you dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

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Jimmy said he would never beat his wife, so why did he do it anyway? Because he was a hypocrite.

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I had friends on the Death Star.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

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"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

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What's white and gluey Glue

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How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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