why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

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The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

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Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

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What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

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Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

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What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

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what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

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What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

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why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

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The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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