Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

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a duck, a mexican, a camel, a jew, a duck, a moose, an asian, an ostrich, a turtle, an elephant, a scorpion, two vampires, a pokemon, your mom, Stephen Hawkings, a bird, a plane, mario, your family, and a plumber walk into a bar. They have cancer, AIDS, disabilties, diabetes, herpes, siezures, retardation, death in their families, drug addiction, no arms or legs, no home, no money, racial segregation, and have been raped. A combination of which is worse than the holocaust and three bee stings and a rope that fails.

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Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

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this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

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whats chinese noodles

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

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Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

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Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

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What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

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Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

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Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

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People...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

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Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

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Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

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Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

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Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? We're both elephants!

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A forty-year-old man forces a young child to strip down and take a shower. The child screams and cries, but the man persists angily. He then carries the child into his bed. The child pleads, "Help! Mom, make him stop!" The mother yells back, "Just listen to him. He's your father and it's past your bedtime." This is a common night-time routine for parents with their first child

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Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels.

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GUESS WHAT ?????????? THATS WHAT CAOMHIN

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Anti Joke

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