why bouriquet can not read is book ? cause he's retarted

What's black, brown and red? My dog as a serial killer

Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

haha black people :D

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

Penis.

Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

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