what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

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Womens basketball

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What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

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Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

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why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

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What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

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*DRRRRIN* Finally someone uses the doorbell.

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How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

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What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

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Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

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How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

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What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

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Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

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What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

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why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

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Refrigerator

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LOL we are spamming this site too much!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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